Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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