: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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