I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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