he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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