Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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