Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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