I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw a hot homeless man
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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