I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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