hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
