This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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