woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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