You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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