I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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