So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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