yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just gargled with NyQuil
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
