Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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