Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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