Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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