I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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