Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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