I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
