is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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