just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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