Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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