I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
