So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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