At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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