I'm lost and stupid without you.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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