But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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