I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
