She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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