If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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