? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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