good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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