But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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