If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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