HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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