If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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