What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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