question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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