: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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