You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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