What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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