I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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