So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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