Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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