there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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