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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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