Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
