3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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