well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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