Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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