Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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