I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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