This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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