he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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