are you so shy because you have an std?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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